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used_trick ([personal profile] used_trick) wrote2012-05-30 01:36 am

5th Joke - Video/Action for Goldenrod

[Your view of Goldenrod today is partially obscured by foliage, Johto. Someone is in, or hiding behind, some kind of shrub looking out on a large open part of the city; currently playing host to a truly massive number of Pidove.]

Arright everyone, you know the drill.

[The whisper is met with a variety of soft Pokemon vocalizations, all roughly translating to some kind of affirmative.]

Three... two... go!

[In an explosion of noise and falling leaves, Harley's entire team of Pokemon shoot out of the bushes and past the camera, laying into the flock of Pidove with enthusiastic gusto. A large portion of the birds scatter into the air, but some try to fight their assailants. Still others try to flee but are brought down by one of Harley's Pokemon.]

[As the brawl continues, the camera swings around to Harley, with a big grin on her face.]

This is a lot easier'n goin' outta the city and huntin' them down one at a time. The babies're having fun, too. I think this is bein' a real bondin' experience for 'em.
combat_butler: (But who's going to clean your underwear?)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-05-30 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*HI HARLEY. It's that guy you scrapped with in the blizzard of legendary.*

... That's sure one way to scare off all the birds. Though it looks like all of them aren't exactly skittish...

*Annnnnnd he doesn't seem to realize at all it's you.*
combat_butler: (Breakdown imminent.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-05-31 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
G... Glowy and bigger? That's... definitely one way to word evolution. Still, I suppose if I've learned anything taking out big swarms all at once does pay off with more experience...

*ffff Harley you are such a free spirit...*
usedquack: (oh the humanity!)

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[personal profile] usedquack 2012-05-30 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Duck just sort of stares slack-jawed, when her Pidove hops up onto her shoulder. She looks at it for a second.]

Oh noo, don't look, Gurren! [She tries to catch it, but it flutters away.]
usedquack: (heil hitler!)

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[personal profile] usedquack 2012-05-31 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Duck fumbles with a pokeball.] Umm, uh... [What was it you were supposed to say? Did it matter?] Return! [Yeah, that's it. In a flash of red light, her Pidove returns to its ball.]
usedquack: (down in the dumps)

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[personal profile] usedquack 2012-05-31 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I-is that really what we're supposed to do?

We're supposed to tell our pokemon to attack the wild ones? [Yeah Duck looks mildly horrified. That same scene might have played out with her and a handful of hunting dogs back home, if it hadn't been for Fakir looking after her.]
usedquack: (you okay?)

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[personal profile] usedquack 2012-05-31 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
But what about the wild pokemon?
usedquack: (sigh)

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[personal profile] usedquack 2012-05-31 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess... Maybe if he gets bigger and scarier the other pokemon won't want to attack him at all.
usedquack: (erk - busted)

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[personal profile] usedquack 2012-06-02 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow Duck sure is glad she's not an actual duck in this place. Geez.]

Why do they do that?
duncansdontsing: (Tch. Whatever.)

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[personal profile] duncansdontsing 2012-05-31 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Yup, it's that kid again, watching from the privacy of his cell.]

If they're anything like Bitey used to be, it probably is. Most all of the ones I got love fightin' stuff.

Heck, they'd probably start tearin' into each other if I wasn't around to stop 'em.
duncansdontsing: (I so don't need this crap.)

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[personal profile] duncansdontsing 2012-05-31 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, tell that to mine. Havin' a record in a family o' cops doesn't exactly make for a quiet evening at home. At least Fang and Arbok only fight with me when I want 'em to.

[The family, not the Pokémon. Despite being kind of a huge jerk, Duncan actually treats his pretty well. He even wrestles with the ones that like fighting! Arbok is currently undefeated]
duncansdontsing: (I so don't need this crap.)

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[personal profile] duncansdontsing 2012-05-31 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it.

I thought sellin' dad's stupid toupees as "exotic pets" was classic, he thought it was worth a few months for "fraud" and some other bogus charges.

Like it's my fault people were stupid enough to think they were real.
duncansdontsing: (I like the way this guy thinks!)

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[personal profile] duncansdontsing 2012-05-31 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if that don't work, you could always borrow my "Happy Nude Year" idea.

[Because he's a classy guy. Though to be fair he actually did this, so...it's actually a suggestion, not just him being shamelessly perverted.]

Didn't make me any money, but the police beat was fun to read.
duncansdontsing: (Well? I'm waiting.)

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[personal profile] duncansdontsing 2012-06-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Never said it had to be outside.

[And even if it was, he's probably felt colder. Thanks to that stupid reality show, he once got air dropped into Sweden in the middle of winter with nothing but his normal day clothes on. All thanks to McLean's sick sense of humor. He knows what cold is.

Though he doesn't know why "Gotham" sounds so familiar.]


Me, I picked the courthouse. Judge Martin's still carryin' a grudge over it.
Edited 2012-06-01 22:50 (UTC)
duncansdontsing: (I like the way this guy thinks!)

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[personal profile] duncansdontsing 2012-06-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Suit yourself, blondie. Course, you could throw a pool party a city fountain, too. Don't know if City Hall's got one where you come from, but the one back home sure did.

Cops didn't like that either.
8etterl8: (I am the winner! It is me! Hahahahahahah)

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[personal profile] 8etterl8 2012-06-01 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! Nice ambush!
8etterl8: (I'll take that into consid8tion)

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[personal profile] 8etterl8 2012-06-01 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, a free-for-all isn't such a bad idea. I bet it worked like charm too, didn't it?
8etterl8: (Aaaaaaaall out attack!)

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[personal profile] 8etterl8 2012-06-04 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sure sounds like they are. I'm almost jealous. It's been aaaaaaaages since I've had a good brawl.
riastrad_ridire: (quiet voice)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-06-01 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's one way to do it.
riastrad_ridire: (what scathach never taught)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-06-02 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hell, makes sense to me. Why not?