5th Joke - Video/Action for Goldenrod
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used_trick[Your view of Goldenrod today is partially obscured by foliage, Johto. Someone is in, or hiding behind, some kind of shrub looking out on a large open part of the city; currently playing host to a truly massive number of Pidove.]
Arright everyone, you know the drill.
[The whisper is met with a variety of soft Pokemon vocalizations, all roughly translating to some kind of affirmative.]
Three... two... go!
[In an explosion of noise and falling leaves, Harley's entire team of Pokemon shoot out of the bushes and past the camera, laying into the flock of Pidove with enthusiastic gusto. A large portion of the birds scatter into the air, but some try to fight their assailants. Still others try to flee but are brought down by one of Harley's Pokemon.]
[As the brawl continues, the camera swings around to Harley, with a big grin on her face.]
This is a lot easier'n goin' outta the city and huntin' them down one at a time. The babies're having fun, too. I think this is bein' a real bondin' experience for 'em.
Arright everyone, you know the drill.
[The whisper is met with a variety of soft Pokemon vocalizations, all roughly translating to some kind of affirmative.]
Three... two... go!
[In an explosion of noise and falling leaves, Harley's entire team of Pokemon shoot out of the bushes and past the camera, laying into the flock of Pidove with enthusiastic gusto. A large portion of the birds scatter into the air, but some try to fight their assailants. Still others try to flee but are brought down by one of Harley's Pokemon.]
[As the brawl continues, the camera swings around to Harley, with a big grin on her face.]
This is a lot easier'n goin' outta the city and huntin' them down one at a time. The babies're having fun, too. I think this is bein' a real bondin' experience for 'em.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:49 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 05:10 am (UTC)I thought sellin' dad's stupid toupees as "exotic pets" was classic, he thought it was worth a few months for "fraud" and some other bogus charges.
Like it's my fault people were stupid enough to think they were real.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 06:42 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 06:49 am (UTC)[Because he's a classy guy. Though to be fair he actually did this, so...it's actually a suggestion, not just him being shamelessly perverted.]
Didn't make me any money, but the police beat was fun to read.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-01 07:53 pm (UTC)[A bit crude even for her, but the pun is enough to spare Duncan from rocket-launcher type wrath. Plus the distance between them. And the lack of a rocket-launcher.]
Gotham gets pretty cold in th' winter. Not a place I'd wanna be outside starkers in.
[video]
Date: 2012-06-01 10:48 pm (UTC)[And even if it was, he's probably felt colder. Thanks to that stupid reality show, he once got air dropped into Sweden in the middle of winter with nothing but his normal day clothes on. All thanks to McLean's sick sense of humor. He knows what cold is.
Though he doesn't know why "Gotham" sounds so familiar.]
Me, I picked the courthouse. Judge Martin's still carryin' a grudge over it.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-02 04:55 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-06-04 01:24 am (UTC)Cops didn't like that either.