5th Joke - Video/Action for Goldenrod
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used_trick[Your view of Goldenrod today is partially obscured by foliage, Johto. Someone is in, or hiding behind, some kind of shrub looking out on a large open part of the city; currently playing host to a truly massive number of Pidove.]
Arright everyone, you know the drill.
[The whisper is met with a variety of soft Pokemon vocalizations, all roughly translating to some kind of affirmative.]
Three... two... go!
[In an explosion of noise and falling leaves, Harley's entire team of Pokemon shoot out of the bushes and past the camera, laying into the flock of Pidove with enthusiastic gusto. A large portion of the birds scatter into the air, but some try to fight their assailants. Still others try to flee but are brought down by one of Harley's Pokemon.]
[As the brawl continues, the camera swings around to Harley, with a big grin on her face.]
This is a lot easier'n goin' outta the city and huntin' them down one at a time. The babies're having fun, too. I think this is bein' a real bondin' experience for 'em.
Arright everyone, you know the drill.
[The whisper is met with a variety of soft Pokemon vocalizations, all roughly translating to some kind of affirmative.]
Three... two... go!
[In an explosion of noise and falling leaves, Harley's entire team of Pokemon shoot out of the bushes and past the camera, laying into the flock of Pidove with enthusiastic gusto. A large portion of the birds scatter into the air, but some try to fight their assailants. Still others try to flee but are brought down by one of Harley's Pokemon.]
[As the brawl continues, the camera swings around to Harley, with a big grin on her face.]
This is a lot easier'n goin' outta the city and huntin' them down one at a time. The babies're having fun, too. I think this is bein' a real bondin' experience for 'em.
[video]
Date: 2012-05-30 09:47 pm (UTC)... That's sure one way to scare off all the birds. Though it looks like all of them aren't exactly skittish...
*Annnnnnd he doesn't seem to realize at all it's you.*
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 03:52 am (UTC)[Harley does recognize Hayate, but doesn't care. Because that was then, and this is now. And that's how Harley Quinn rolls.]
[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 06:47 am (UTC)*ffff Harley you are such a free spirit...*
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-01 07:45 pm (UTC)bestefforts of the staff at Arkham.]Yeah, Stanny evolved after beatin' up a whole bunch of those bird things that're usually around here. Pidgey, I think they're called? So I figured takin' on a WHOLE BUNCH of them at once'd make it happen faster!
[video]
Date: 2012-05-30 10:53 pm (UTC)Oh noo, don't look, Gurren! [She tries to catch it, but it flutters away.]
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:02 am (UTC)[So have a young Meowth jumping at Gurren with a Scratch attack, Duck.]
[video] Pretty sure this is still video?
Date: 2012-05-31 04:08 am (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:39 am (UTC)[Harley bats her Meowth out of the Gear's camera after her not-at-all-retconned attack at the screen, shooing the Pokemon back out into the square with her teammates.]
Hiya! An' don't worry, none a' the birdy-things out there got owners. They're all wild. ...Pretty sure, anyway.
[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:43 am (UTC)We're supposed to tell our pokemon to attack the wild ones? [Yeah Duck looks mildly horrified. That same scene might have played out with her and a handful of hunting dogs back home, if it hadn't been for Fakir looking after her.]
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:54 am (UTC)[Harley understands that Duck is clearly frightened. Obviously, she just needs to be ENCOURAGED.]
This way they get stronger an' if you do it enough, they get all glowy an' go 'poof' and get bigger!
[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:55 am (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 05:53 am (UTC)[Followed shortly by the sound of a Mightyena's howl and the distressed cries of several Pidove.]
Pretty sure this is how they play. Y'know, learnin' to defend themselves an' stuff.
[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 02:10 pm (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-01 07:50 pm (UTC)[Harley's a helper.]
[video]
Date: 2012-06-02 09:48 pm (UTC)Why do they do that?
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-03 06:03 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 03:50 am (UTC)If they're anything like Bitey used to be, it probably is. Most all of the ones I got love fightin' stuff.
Heck, they'd probably start tearin' into each other if I wasn't around to stop 'em.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:07 am (UTC)[Harley enforces this quite seriously. With rope, if necessary. Clearly the Poke-mom of the year.]
[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:23 am (UTC)[The family, not the Pokémon. Despite being kind of a huge jerk, Duncan actually treats his pretty well. He even wrestles with the ones that like fighting!
Arbok is currently undefeated]Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 04:49 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 05:10 am (UTC)I thought sellin' dad's stupid toupees as "exotic pets" was classic, he thought it was worth a few months for "fraud" and some other bogus charges.
Like it's my fault people were stupid enough to think they were real.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-05-31 06:42 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-05-31 06:49 am (UTC)[Because he's a classy guy. Though to be fair he actually did this, so...it's actually a suggestion, not just him being shamelessly perverted.]
Didn't make me any money, but the police beat was fun to read.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-01 07:53 pm (UTC)[A bit crude even for her, but the pun is enough to spare Duncan from rocket-launcher type wrath. Plus the distance between them. And the lack of a rocket-launcher.]
Gotham gets pretty cold in th' winter. Not a place I'd wanna be outside starkers in.
[video]
Date: 2012-06-01 10:48 pm (UTC)[And even if it was, he's probably felt colder. Thanks to that stupid reality show, he once got air dropped into Sweden in the middle of winter with nothing but his normal day clothes on. All thanks to McLean's sick sense of humor. He knows what cold is.
Though he doesn't know why "Gotham" sounds so familiar.]
Me, I picked the courthouse. Judge Martin's still carryin' a grudge over it.
Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-02 04:55 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-06-04 01:24 am (UTC)Cops didn't like that either.
[video]
Date: 2012-06-01 04:15 am (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-01 08:10 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-06-01 10:07 pm (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-02 05:22 am (UTC)[A Mightyena's snarl and the sound of a distressed Pidove come from offscreen.]
Least they're havin' fun, looks like.
[video]
Date: 2012-06-04 01:36 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2012-06-01 02:02 pm (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-01 08:13 pm (UTC)[She's rather proud of this assessment.]
An' this way they get that experience stuff all at once instead of in little bits an' pieces.
[video]
Date: 2012-06-02 11:30 am (UTC)Re: [video]
Date: 2012-06-03 06:13 am (UTC)