1st Joke - Video/Action for the Rocket Base

[used_trick]

Hiya everybody!

[Johto, have a perky blonde woman leaning way too close to the Pokegear camera.]

This place is lotsa fun so far! I dunno who got the music goin', but he must be some kinda genius cause I ain't seen a speaker ANYWHERE.

[Harley settles back, revealing a red and black spandex outfit. She's taken off her mask and headpiece for the purposes of talking over the gear, but she's much more comfortable in her costume than the Rocket uniform she was given.]

Oh! And I gotta new PUPPY! C'mere baby!

[Harley leans off-camera for a moment; there's a sound of yipping and a brief struggle. She pops back up, holding the world's surliest Poochyena up to the camera.]

Ain't he just adorable? Just like a mini-version of the babies back home. SAY HELLO, STAN!

[The Poochyena looks like it would rather be anywhere else in the world, and squirms in Harley's grip. She just pulls it back from the camera, hugging it and resting her chin on top of its head. Stan makes a noble effort to bite her, but she remains oblivious.]

Oh! Anyone know if Mistah J's shown up yet? You can't miss him, he's tall and dreamy and always laughin'. I dunno how long I been gone from Gotham, but he's probably worried so I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later.

Comments

Re: [Video]

[bent-causality.livejournal.com]

Hey you're right! I never thought of it like that before. I really does sound like it's coming from a computer. I wonder if it has words.

That would just make the music better!

Re: action!

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

[It seemed like a lot of standard corporate-type propaganda about this Team Rocket thing to Harley. She might try taking a closer look later if it's important, though. Maybe.]

Oh, it's a classic! You dunno what you're missing.

Re: [Video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

Oh, y'mean you were a superhuman or somethin'?

[That's more in her realm of experience.]

You didn't run around in tights or nothin' like that, did you?

Re: [video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

Nah, Stanny's a sweety. Ain'tcha Stanny?

[Stan is currently showing his affection by chewing at the end of one of Harley's pigtails.]

[video]

[greatbigrock]

_{[Well, if you lose your hair, that's your business.]}

Yeah, just saying. Don't piss him off or anything, that could be a really bad idea.

Re: [Video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

Hmmm I'm something like that I guess.

[The first question he smirks but the second he burst out laughing]

HAHAHAHA no way, I'd rather be caught dead.

Re: [video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

I'll be fine. I got a way with animals.

[Said with a tone of pride, as Stan continues tugging at her hair.]

[video]

[greatbigrock]

Oh, good for you then. Did you just get here?

_{[And Niña's bumping against him so he's bumping back. Tulio does not have a way with animals.]}

[Video]

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

[He recognises that backdrop.]

Welcome to Johto miss. Do you have a name, or would you prefer to keep that a secret?

Re: [video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

[Stan has abandoned Harley's pigtail and has resumed his attempts at chewing her throat out.]

Yeah, I just woke up here. Thought I might be back at Arkham, but this place is a lot nicer.

Re: [Video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

[That probably means he didn't have delusions of heroism or anything. It doesn't really COUNT without the tights, obviously.]

So how come ya don't got any powers anymore?

Re: [Video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

You're the second person to talk about makin' up words to go with it. We should do it an' have a music night or somthing!

Re: [Video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

[Secret identities? Psh. Her identity has been public back home for years, and here she's not even wanted. Yet.]

Oh, thanks! My name's Harley, who're you?

[Video]

[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

For the same reason no one has any weapons. This place took them away.

If I ever find out who's responsible, I'm going to have fun making them pay.

[This kid is far from heroic.]

[Video]

[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

I am Ivan. Is nice to meet you Harley.

The music is... Is being a constant thing sadly. It loses its charm after a while.

Re: [Video]

[bent-causality.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a fun idea! I just love to sing and it would be just like Karaoke!

Have you every played Karaoke? It's really fun to sing along to songs! Oh! We could have all sorts of food there and make tons of friends! Our Pokemon could even make more friends.

[video]

[greatbigrock]

Yeah, it's not too bad. Takes a while to get used to though. Especially the superpowered animals, have fun with those.

_{[There's a growl from his Mightyena, but he dun curr.]}

[video]

[hackintheaster.livejournal.com]

He's not, no. Not that I know.

[Oh, good job Robin. Way to totally fail in being discrete. So he's gonna shrug to play it off like he's got it all under control.]

He never interacted with me personally, more like through an employer of mine.

[Cause that totally makes sense.]

action!

[stolemyfries.livejournal.com]

Classic, huh? And here I thought I knew all the classics.

[Thinking over all the classics she's known in her time when a realization dawns.]

Oh hey. It's possible it doesn't exist in my world. This place is sort of like a jam jar of different worlds thrown together I guess.

Re: [video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you was one of Boxy's guys or somethin', I get it.

[That totally makes sense, what are you talking about.]

Re: [video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

There's more of these things?

[Harley looks like you've just made her day at least 20% more awesome with this bit of news. Stan lets out a little growl himself that probably translates roughly as 'flee while you still can'.]

[Video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

Nice to meetcha, Ivan. An' I bet it only gets boring if you let it!

[Said in complete -if cheerful- seriousness. The music is awesome, the problem is obviously with the people that don't like it.]

Re: [Video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

Ooh, hear that Stanny? You wanna make some new friends?

[She holds the Poochyena face to face excitedly. Stan tries to bite her nose, but can't quite reach.]

Re: action!

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

Whoa, so there's a bunch of aliens an' stuff here?

[She takes a moment to process that. It's not totally out of the realm of possibilities by Gotham's standards, but aliens are the kind of thing that happens in, like, Metropolis.]

That explains a lot, actually.

[Video]

[used-trick.livejournal.com]

[That sounds a lot like something she'd hear back home. She likes Killua already. ...Well, for more of a reason than she has for liking EVERYONE, anyway.]

Sounds fun! When ya find 'em, can I help?